KCSB Fan Club Membership

[LowriderLester]

Can you charge me $250 for a Lifetime Gold Membership? How 'bout a plastic gold card with a metallic hologram version of the KCSB logo (and 3D picture of Harry), kind of like one of them fancy credit cards—very classy!—along with a life member lapel pin.

Or colorful brooch. Something bejeweled and sparkly—after all, everybuddy likes to accessorize, for crying out loud!

But you might wanna save the bling for the Lifetime Platinum Member. $500 bucks. It's totally worth it—I'll eat the (uh-oh!) Spaghetti-O for a whole month if I have to. And Taco Bell enchirito, too! (Actually, my favorite.)

That way, not only will I be KCSB chic—and get compliments everywhere I go—but will never forget to renew and ALWAYS be a member in good standing.

Of course, if I live another 10 years, KC and The Sunshine Band will have to carry me for the rest of my life...but the point is, I would like to participate F-O-R-E-V-E-R!

Delinquent Lester

[spaceytoo_]

I agree with Lester...a Lifetime Membership would be good for those of us who seem to forget when they signed up & need to renew...

[LowriderLester]

And if you're like me, Sally, you very proud to be a member of the KCSB fan club. I carry my membership card everywhere I go.

In fact, I'm always happy to offer it as a form of ID whenever asked. And, I must say, most people are obviously very impressed—you should see the looks on their faces—except for the check-in counter at the airport. They called security.

Hey, what happen to the "friendly" sky?

Some people have no clue. :(

[spaceytoo_]

I never thought of using my membership card as an ID...I'll have to remember that next time I need one. :) And if they need a picture for that 3-D shot of Mr. Handsome...I'll take the picture!!!

Now if we can just get more shows in New England...maybe free air fare to get to others??? LOL

[bee]

I've been wanting to try the enchirito!!!!!!!!

[LowriderLester]

Sometimes it works at IHOP if you present your KCSB membership card and ask for a discount. But you have to flash it real quick so they don't ask too many questions. And if that doesn't work, just ask for the "church" discount. Who can say no to that?

Speaking of Mr. Handsome and Mr. Foxy, how come those two never take a bad picture? You just know somewhere out there, there's gotta be 10 very homely and untalented guys born in 1951 because Harry and Fermin got it ALL!!! Guess that explains Mr. Republican himself—Rush Limbaugh—who was also born in 1951. Not trying to be a meanie. I'm just sayin'...

Bee, I recommend eating your enchirito the Cuban way—by adding a fruity mojito and platanito frito. Very satisfying—and a perfect treat for any Fourth of July picnic. Now how's that for patriotic!

Have a safe and happy July 4th, everybuddy!